The progression of video games in a few decades.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
oh my god
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
people dont pick me, they settle for me
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin