still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
FUCKING LOGGING OUT
idk I just really wanna hold your hand and kiss you and nap with you and be cute with you
I’m really scared to ever live with anyone else.
Being around someone for more than a couple days drives me insane and I get annoyed by everything they do.
I’m one of those people that needs their space and if I don’t get it, I can’t function correctly.
so to anyone I will share a place with in the future, I’m sorry ahead of time
"I’ll watch the night turn light blue,
But it’s not the same without you.
Because it takes two to whisper quietly.
The silence isn’t so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad.
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.”
me x you = gay²
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
living in a small town is wonderful
- are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
- are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
- are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
- are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
- are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me
you can just tell how many straight boys dont go there because “no homo”