This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body
i got that tattoo tonight
i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work!
there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
go nuts tumblr
An owl landed in a bar
deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?
WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE